A capable handyman for the new age of technology

We live in a brave new world.. a world that is increasingly dependent on technology.. technology that promises to connect us to those we care about, teach us what we need to know, entertain us to our exact and (increasingly) specific tastes, store our memories, organize our lives, increase our productivity, etc etc etc. This is all well and good, and when everything works perfectly, then technology can come close to fulfilling those lofty promises. But anyone who has ever touched a keyboard knows that technology rarely functions exactly as desired. In reality, computers are very dumb machines. Very dumb. Even worse, they are dependent on sequential sets of instructions that direct their every activity. Instructions that are written by humans. And most humans are dumb. Very dumb. Even software engineers. EVEN WORSE, there are thousands of dumb humans out there that are doing their very best to make your life on your computer miserable. Whether in attempts to extort you to pay for malware that masquerades as an antivirus program or deliberately writing software designed to spy on your activities or crash your computer.. heck, sometimes it seems as though things are going wrong more often than they are going right. More often than not, you are probably correct.. even when you know what you are doing.

With so much of our social and professional lives tied up in our computers, when something goes wrong life can get pretty stressful. That is where I come in. I have spent quite a bit of time glued to my keyboard, and I have seen and done just about everything that the average user is bound to encounter, and by now I know how to fix it (or at least where to start!). If you have a problem and need some assistance, go ahead and do one of the following:

  • Email me, describing your problem in detail. If I can easily answer your question, I will. Talk is cheap, and if it is a simple solution I will just be happy to help!
  • Call me at 541-357-7434

If you have to plug it into a wall to make it work and you need help, let me know and I can try and help. IF I DO NOT SUCCEED YOU WILL NOT PAY ME ANYTHING.